*Restarts Bioware game*
Yeah! I’m going to make different choices and play entirely differently than last time!
*Makes the exact same choices and plays the exact same way.*
i like online shopping and putting everything i want in a cart then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab
[spins around in chair ominously] i’ve been expecting y- [chair continues to spin] shit [tries to stop spinning] shit [tries to grab at a lamp or table to stop spinning] sHIT [falls out of chair]
i have catlike reflexes by which i mean i’m easily startled and freeze in place before sprinting out of the room when threatened