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hazleapricot:

eunnieboo:

if you have a pet and i’ve ever visited your house: i’m sorry

yep.

  #me  
  #me  
  #me    #literally me  

bullied:

i like online shopping and putting everything i want in a cart then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab

  #me  

jaclcfrost:

[spins around in chair ominously] i’ve been expecting y- [chair continues to spin] shit [tries to stop spinning] shit [tries to grab at a lamp or table to stop spinning] sHIT [falls out of chair]

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me: please don't kill mary
me: or the baby
me: or mycroft
me: or lestrade
me: or molly
me: or mrs hudson
me: or john
me: or sherlock again
me: kill me that would be less painful
  #me    #sherlock    #s3    #sherlock s3    #bbc sherlock  
  #me    #this is me    #I am party cat    #it's me  
  #me  
  #me  

terecita:

i have catlike reflexes by which i mean i’m easily startled and freeze in place before sprinting out of the room when threatened

  #me  

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