the-champion-of-the-citadel:

*Restarts Bioware game*

Yeah! I’m going to make different choices and play entirely differently than last time!

*Makes the exact same choices and plays the exact same way.*

bullied:

i like online shopping and putting everything i want in a cart then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab

(Source: bullied)

jaclcfrost:

[spins around in chair ominously] i’ve been expecting y- [chair continues to spin] shit [tries to stop spinning] shit [tries to grab at a lamp or table to stop spinning] sHIT [falls out of chair]

me:
please don't kill mary
me:
or the baby
me:
or mycroft
me:
or lestrade
me:
or molly
me:
or mrs hudson
me:
or john
me:
or sherlock again
me:
kill me that would be less painful

terecita:

i have catlike reflexes by which i mean i’m easily startled and freeze in place before sprinting out of the room when threatened